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3 Stars of The Week

by Glnzr

Third Star

MDF (Meredith) Butchers. In 2007, this punk rock kid went onto the org, saw the Battledome, messaged $h0wT!m3 and asked to play for the Rehabs. Hector said sure…and was pretty shocked when MegaDeath2097432 was a girl. While now former women college, pros and even Olympians litter BTSH, Meredith was first woman to dominate on the blacktop. With being first, comes an earned Diva mentality that allows her to tell Georgine when she feels like playing. Sunday she felt like playing and scored (what I was told by her) an awesome goal against deLasey, leading the Butchers to a shootout victory.

Second Star


Larry Mega. If MDF was the first, Larry is the Inception. Larry has been in BTSH probably before BTSH even existed. The only player who may be older than Gil, Larry plays solid D every game and plays 20-years-younger than his actual age. Every once in a while the ol’ man still shows us kids how it’s done, as down 3-2, Larry fired a shot past Greenwald, to help propel Mega to a comeback victory. I would have actual facts about Larry but Julie answered my DMs and texts with “follow the restraining order, Glanzer!”

First Star

Alex Lbs. The following is a story of redemption. The 2019 season ended when Alex failed to score in a pitchblack shootout attempt. He had to sit on that L for almost a year and a half. Yesterday, Fuzz took a seemingly commanding 2-0 lead early, and it looked, and felt like the Lbs. were toast. But just like Greg Jennings, Alex put his team on his back and scored the next two goals. He of course failed miserably in the shootout, but his use of Annie over rostered Liz showed he’s not just a physical specimen, he’s also diabolical and will stop at nothing for victory. 
Participation Trophy Shoutouts: None, Cat returns next week.

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