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Week 17 Previews

The Weekly Previews, are in Haiku form because we have writer’s block. – Fresh Kills v Mega Fresh air gives us life In the megalopolis, and kills steel by touch. (FK wins 4-2) – Agents v Karma JW:  I don’t know how to write a haiku but I do know Karma will win. – Wine […]

Week 16 Previews

This week we told the writers f*ck it, NO CONTEXT hockey previews – write whatever pops into your mind about these teams. Some people rambled, some people wrote haikus, some people totally misunderstood the assignment – what will those crazy media kids say next? What the Puck v Lbs Where the hell is Phil? They […]

Week 15 Previews

Demons v Seeds Jess: Demons are chihuahuas don’t @ me. “Oh but Jess, why wouldn’t you pick something more intimidating?” Have you ever dealt with a chihuahua? That’s the original hell hound.  Bad Seeds are the Komondor. Look, I don’t make the rules. But this dog seems pretty laid back, been around for a while, […]

Week 14 Previews

Poutine v Sky Fighters Jess: This will be a fun one to watch. The Sky____Fighters are 3rd in the league with 16 points and Pou Crew is 1st with 18. I’m not expecting the Sky Fighters to go down without a fight but I’d be lying if I said I think they’ll win it. I […]

Week 13 Previews

By Christo and Dingle We (your Media Overlords) decided to give the media team a little recess until after Labor Day. So we’re throwing it back to when we used to do Previews in the format of ‘What [insert weird category] is your team’ in lieu of real hockey previews!!! Biters v Cobra Kai I’m […]

3 Stars of the Week

By Glnzr So this was the hardest week to ever do the 3 Stars. So many Hat Tricks including Roberts on his birthday. I ended up Venmoing Roberts $3 so he wouldn’t end our friendship after this snub. I also snubbed George for his Hat Trick against Fuzz because they lost and I feel good […]

Week 12 Previews

Filthier v WTP Steven: you gotta love Zac playing multiple different positions to give his team a chance. On the other hand, you really gotta hope WTP finds a strong tender to unleash Zac in an even more dangerous manner. Filthier is ok. Goes to LolShootout, and Emily clinches the winner for WTP. JW: If […]

Week 11 Previews

Cobra Kai v Fresh Kills Dingle: Well ladies and gentlemen, we’re back at it after a riveting All-Star weekend full of degenerate behavior and light beer. Hope the hangovers have all subsided.  We’ve got a D1 rematch right off the bat on Sunday. FK and Cobra Kai played in Week 4, and FK pulled off […]

Week 10 Previews

Butchers v Poutine Dingle: And so the era of a Sully-less Poutine begins. After one of our brilliant media writers nearly predicted the exact outcome of last week’s game, where do we go from here? Butchers are the last team still looking for Win #1 on the year, and Poutine top the BTSH standings with […]

2022 Power Rankings

by Glnzr, Meatbox, Arya Stark, & Jess Jess: Alright folks it’s officially halfway through the season and The Media is giving the people what they want: Mid Season Power Rankings by everyone’s favorite consortium of media men!!!! Glnzr: Before we get started, I invited Jess because I feel we need a women’s touch, and also […]