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2021 BTSH Awards: Nominees

It’s that time of year again folks. For us to place down the nominees and slowly…back away. To shed some light on the process: we send out an anonymous form to all the captains to submit who they think deserves a nomination (on their team or not); we select the nominees with the most mentions. […]

Playoffs Previews: Week 2

by Jess and Glnzr, feat. Dingle The next round of playoffs is here and we’ve got a spicy round of 8. Here are our brief thoughts and predictions and a friendly ask to take photos of game play (and send to the media) so I don’t have to keep using barely laughable memes. FK vs […]

Goodbye to Hicks & Herr

by christo_the_hawk If you’re like me, you were lucky enough to come into this league while it was being run by Brian and Sarah. If you’re old as hell like Rich, you’ve seen a lot of things in terms of league management. Some good, some bad, but none as hashtag efficient as this dynamic duo […]

3 Stars of Playoffs Week 1

By Glnzr The first round of playoffs is in the books and I’m ready to write some stars! Tune in to see if Mega gets one for their victory over the Demons! There may (but also may not) be 3 Non Stars though I’ll probably word it as 3 Heels to satisfy my WWE wrestling […]

Playoff Previews 2021

By Glnzr If you want “Which Type of Frog Your BTSH Team Is”, I have some bad news. You’re going to have to wait ‘til like week 3 of 2022 when Cat returns because the playoffs are here and it’s time to talk about hockey! (But in case you can’t wait, the Rainbows are the […]

Week 12: Play-in Games

By Dingle McCringle Ooooo, it’s the best time of the year. Crisp fall air, the leaves changing colors, warm apple cider, and most importantly BTSH PLAYOFFS!!! But before the grand kit and kaboodle, there are three very meaningful games being played this Sunday to see who could do their best impression of the 2020 MTL […]

3 Stars of the Week

Written by JW Comprised of both the 3 on 3 tournament, and the All-Star game/skills competitions, this was a BTSH Sunday like no other. Many stars arose (and surprisingly zero Not Stars, at least that I saw/heard about, someone correct me if I’m wrong about that) but I had to whittle it down to only […]

Around the League: All Star Day Competitions

by Jess 3v3 Free Agent Team Pork Dumplings- or is it dumblings @jack- took home the Big Check in a come from behind (pause) victory after the Frey Sex team thought they were gonna big dick around the courts all day long. Hardest Shot Gabe: 94mph Cherie: 89mph HM for men under 5 ft 10″ […]

3 Stars of Week 11

by Glnzr Third Star: Mega Touch Julie basically sent me a team pic and ordered me to not only do the stars, but to make sure Mega gets one. Honestly, they deserve it. What a season. With a 7-3 record they finish in 5th place in the whole league. It’s a great accomplishment for a […]

Around the League Week 11

by christo_the_hawk Filthier tried to hold on to their 1 goal lead but the Lbs took it to OT and won with a goal from newly-minted teammate Sam. The Lbs kept their win streak alive with a 2-0 victory against the Hookers. Welcome back captain Sarah!!! The Biters demolished Filthier 9-2, solidifying their spot in […]