Know Your Neighbor: The Fresh Kills Five
by christo_the_hawk
Ever wonder who all the guys wearing backwards hats and lax pinnies sniping goals from the point are on Fresh Kills? Are they brothers, roommates, or former college hockey teammates? Why won’t they hang out with us after the games?* The BTSH media has launched a brand new Know Your Neighbor investigation to get to the bottom of it.
*Before Russ says anything, they all closed down Doc’s last weekend, solid job boys.
Okay firstly, how do you all know each other?
Answered by Ryan:
George – high school friends, college hockey teammates, college roommates
Marco – junior hockey teammate / High School friends
Bron – junior hockey teammate, college teammate / roommate
Louis – college teammate / roommate – went to the same middle school as Gabe, which was our in to BTSH
Now for the important stuff. What is your favorite dive bar brand of beer? (e.g. Coors, Modello)
Ryan: Molson Canadian
George: PBR
Marco: Labatts Blue
Bron: Keystone light
Louis: Moosehead
Favorite bar in NYC?
Ryan: LPR (Les Poissons Rouges)
George: The Cantina “T-Bell”
Marco: LPR
Bron: LPR
Louis: Red Lion*
*Editor’s note: this is like the after party bar of LPR so I award you zero points and may god have mercy on your soul.
A question from my co-editor, do you prefer soft shell or hard shell tacos?
Ryan: Soft shell
George: Soft wrapped in Doritos los Taco’s
Marco: Soft
Bron: Soft shell
Louis: Hard Shell
What do you like most about BTSH?
Ryan: Competitive nature of league, but camaraderie amongst teams. Also, Winning.
George: Reading the blog at work
Marco: hockey bringing people together
Bron: The people and how much respect everyone has towards the league.
Louis: Being able to play and have fun every Sunday. Impressed by how organized the league is for ball hockey, makes it a lot of fun.
Who would win in a fight, all 5 of you or Gabe?
Ryan: Gabe
George: Gabe
Marco: Gabe 10x out of 10
Bron: Gabe
Louis: Gabe’s wife
What number do you typically wear and why?
Ryan: 18 – wore growing up
George: 29/31- backup goalie never gets the first pick
Marco: 6 – was available in college and from Toronto
Bron: 16 – only decent number left to choose from freshman year
Louis: 30/33 – two numbers I wore growing up
If the 5 of you were stuck on a deserted island, who would
- make a fire
- find fresh water
- -fnd/hunt food
- curl up in a fetal position and cry
- die
Ryan:
-make a fire : George
-find fresh water : Marco
-find/hunt food : Louis
-curl up in a fetal position and cry : Bron as well
-die : the weakest person of the group …..
George:
make a fire : Marco
-find fresh water and somehow beers : Bron/Louis
-find/hunt food : George
-curl up in a fetal position and cry : Ryan
-die : Ryan
Marco:
-make a fire : George
-find fresh water : Bron
-find/hunt food : Louis
-curl up in a fetal position and cry : Ryan
-die : no man left behind
Bron:
-make a fire : George
-find fresh water : marco
-find/hunt food : Louis
-curl up in a fetal position and cry : bron
-die : Ryan
Louis:
-make a fire : Marco
-find fresh water : Bron
-find/hunt food : Argi
-curl up in a fetal position and cry : Ryan
-die: Myself
Do you have any hidden talents?
Ryan: Nah, plain guy.
George: Painting
Marco: I can cook
Bron: Knowing every movie quote
Louis: Crush a twelve pack in one sitting playing Chel & 12
If you guys were NSYNC, which member would each person be?
Ryan:
JT – Louis
LB – Ryan
CK – Marco
JC – Bron
JF – George
A hockey-related question to wrap it all up: who’s your favorite hockey player (can be current or when you were growing up).
Ryan: Sidney Crosby
George: Carey Price
Marco: Drew Doughty
Bron: Gabriel Chenard-Poirier
Louis: Patrick Roy
I lied, a BTSH question to wrap it all up. Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Ryan: No chance
George: No
Marco: save the hardest question for last, I would have to say no
Bron: No
Louis: Do abs on a skinny guys count? Didn’t think so.