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Three Stars Aug. 3

Chill out assholes, I'm not giving myself a star for predicting WTP's epic upset over the Demons.

Chill out assholes, I’m not giving myself a star for predicting WTP’s epic upset over the Demons. But I am pretty proud of it.

*** Eitel and Suvin

Eitel and Suvin had a field day, each scoring 4 goals. Unfortunately for Suvin, I don't have him wearing an Elves shirt so he doesn't get the picture.

Eitel and Suvin had a field day, each scoring 4 goals. Unfortunately for Suvin, I don’t have him wearing an Elves shirt so he doesn’t get the picture. Unfortunately for the Elves, Eitel was just borrowing this shirt.

**Eric Higger (WTP)

Hopefully one of these bastards is Eric Higger, because dude scored a hat trick vs. the Demons en route to the biggest upset of the week, and one of the biggest upsets of the season. But if Eric isn't in this group hopefully Dave MacCallum is because he also had a great game, scoring two goals plus the game winner in the shootout.  Great job WTP.

Hopefully one of these bastards is Eric Higger, because dude scored a hat trick vs. the Demons en route to the biggest upset of the week, and one of the biggest upsets of the season. But if Eric isn’t in this group hopefully Dave MacCallum is because he also had a great game, scoring two goals plus the game winner in the shootout.
Great job WTP.

*Julie Katz

Just kidding, Julie isn't stealing this first star.

Just kidding, Julie isn’t stealing this first star.

* (For Reals) Michael Hansen

Remember Hansen? The last time he played in BTSH was when the group Hansen was still going strong. But after a seven year hiatus, dude comes back in style, scoring the game tying goal, and then the only goal in the shootout.  But wait...there's more...

Remember Michael Hansen? The last time he played in BTSH was when the teen group Hansen was still going strong. But after a seven year hiatus, Mike comes back in style, scoring the game tying goal, and then the only goal in the shootout.
But wait…there’s more…

 

So not only did he tie and win the game for the Anklebiters...but the guy brought beer to the courts after the game, and then bought a round at Ace. Hey Anklebiters, you are some cheap ass motherfuckers. Can you buy the guy a beer? On the other hand, I'm impressed with the power move by Phil. Score two big goals and still make the asshole buy two rounds.  I'm thinking of taking the star away from Hansen and giving it to Phil. Luckily...I don't have any pics of Phil.

So not only did Mr. Hansen tie and win the game for the Anklebiters…but the guy brought beer to the courts after the game, and then bought a round at Ace.
Hey Anklebiters, you are some cheap ass motherfuckers. Can you buy the hero a beer?
On the other hand, I’m impressed with the power move by Phil. Score two big goals and still make the asshole buy two rounds.
I’m thinking of taking the star away from Hansen and giving it to Phil. Luckily…I don’t have any pics of Phil.

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