Week 17 Previews
The Weekly Previews,
are in Haiku form because
we have writer’s block.
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Fresh Kills v Mega
Fresh air gives us life
In the megalopolis,
and kills steel by touch. (FK wins 4-2)
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Agents v Karma
JW:
I donāt know how to
write a haiku but I do
know Karma will win.
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Wine tastes great with age
Gents! Donāt drink drive your carāmark
a Lyft when you win. (Karma takes the W)

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Sky Fighters v What the Puck
What is the blue sky?
The match involves the fighters—
Puck surely must win. (SF wins in OT, 2-1)
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Demons v Fuzz
Denim beasts won’t lose
If the ball of lint crumbles
Since its house will, too. (Fuzz wins 5-1)
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Hookers v Rainbows
Dark sage at the core
Leers pensively at the rain
Bows to vi’let tho(ugh)ts. (Hookers win by SO, 3-2)

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Butchers v Cobra Kai
Knife-pigs and the snakes
This could be a pig bloodbath
Letās hope Brady scores
Prediction: The Dojo takes the win 4-0.
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Riots v Filthier
Organized riots
are not at all filthier
than Tompkinsā bathrooms. (Filthier wins 3-1)

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Biters v Poutine
An old French grandma,
Once bit me on my ankle.
We are now lovers.
Poutine, 2-1
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Gremlins v Lbs
This jersey matchup,
Reminds me of corn kernels.
Letās get it poppinā
Lbs, 6-1
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Already dead meme
Gremlins will score zero goals
Cover Alex May
Lbs. 8-0
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Seeds v Vertz
Swirling wind diverts
Good and bad seeds to rich soil,
Which needs to be hot. (Vertz wins 3-1)

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